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11/19/2008

 

It's been a few weeks since Colwyn Cadman was suppressed at the polls. I made several calls to government officials demanding a recount, but it was no use.
I think back to Jrake... and how he got things done. when one of his followers lost his eye, Jrake did not spare a second thought, he removed his own eye out of solidarity.
That's why he was a great leader. That's why people respected him.

Those of you that know me, know my brother Zach.
Zach was born with Trisomy, a severe neurological impairment that affects his mental capacities among other things.
I cant keep telling people to follow my beliefs If I can't even back them up with action, I can't keep pretending to understand my brothers struggles when I should be living them with him.

Tonight i will be performing a transorbital lobotomy on myself.
when i asked him, my doctor refused to perform the operation and tried run psych evaluations on me.
...If I had known he was a Clawfurd I never would have let him be my doctor.
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Just have to be sure the aim's right...
Transorbital Lobotomies are simpler than you might think. You only need a metal rod and a mallet. I'll show Zach where to aim...

I'm just polishing off a bottle of 1966 Kentucky Bourbon to steady my nerves. Zach never liked the stuff, and it's possible I won't either soon...
See you on the other side...
​                                                                -Bert Boswell

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    BERT BOSWELL

    Co-founder of the American Jrake-ist party

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