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It's been a few weeks since Colwyn Cadman was suppressed at the polls. I made several calls to government officials demanding a recount, but it was no use. I think back to Jrake... and how he got things done. when one of his followers lost his eye, Jrake did not spare a second thought, he removed his own eye out of solidarity. That's why he was a great leader. That's why people respected him. Those of you that know me, know my brother Zach. Zach was born with Trisomy, a severe neurological impairment that affects his mental capacities among other things. I cant keep telling people to follow my beliefs If I can't even back them up with action, I can't keep pretending to understand my brothers struggles when I should be living them with him. Tonight i will be performing a transorbital lobotomy on myself. when i asked him, my doctor refused to perform the operation and tried run psych evaluations on me. ...If I had known he was a Clawfurd I never would have let him be my doctor. Transorbital Lobotomies are simpler than you might think. You only need a metal rod and a mallet. I'll show Zach where to aim...
I'm just polishing off a bottle of 1966 Kentucky Bourbon to steady my nerves. Zach never liked the stuff, and it's possible I won't either soon... See you on the other side... -Bert Boswell The votes are still coming in, but the writing is on the wall... Colwyn was ignored.
This system is broken. Something needs to change. Did I make a mistake ending my campaign early? I was shocked to see Colwyn isn't on the ballot. I had to write it in. Those Clawfurds really are tricky.
TODAY IS THE DAY!
I don't see any major news publications talking about Colwyn, I'm sure the Clawfurds saw to that. I never thought I'd see the day i would root for a guy with a Stateranist flag BUT I'm REALLY doin' it! |
BERT BOSWELLCo-founder of the American Jrake-ist party Archives
June 2020
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