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NEW WESITE

6/19/2020

 
WELCOME TO THE new AND improved JRAKEISM DOT ORG website. I set it all up again by myself without Burt. Theres a new elction soon and I think we can win this one. JRAKEISM!  2020

-ZACH

It's time to make a difference.

11/19/2008

 

It's been a few weeks since Colwyn Cadman was suppressed at the polls. I made several calls to government officials demanding a recount, but it was no use.
I think back to Jrake... and how he got things done. when one of his followers lost his eye, Jrake did not spare a second thought, he removed his own eye out of solidarity.
That's why he was a great leader. That's why people respected him.

Those of you that know me, know my brother Zach.
Zach was born with Trisomy, a severe neurological impairment that affects his mental capacities among other things.
I cant keep telling people to follow my beliefs If I can't even back them up with action, I can't keep pretending to understand my brothers struggles when I should be living them with him.

Tonight i will be performing a transorbital lobotomy on myself.
when i asked him, my doctor refused to perform the operation and tried run psych evaluations on me.
...If I had known he was a Clawfurd I never would have let him be my doctor.
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Just have to be sure the aim's right...
Transorbital Lobotomies are simpler than you might think. You only need a metal rod and a mallet. I'll show Zach where to aim...

I'm just polishing off a bottle of 1966 Kentucky Bourbon to steady my nerves. Zach never liked the stuff, and it's possible I won't either soon...
See you on the other side...
​                                                                -Bert Boswell

Disbelief

11/4/2008

 
The votes are still coming in, but the writing is on the wall... Colwyn was ignored.
This system is broken.
​Something needs to change.

​Did I make a mistake ending my campaign early?

This is strange

11/4/2008

 
I was shocked to see Colwyn isn't on the ballot. I had to write it in. Those Clawfurds really are tricky.

ELECTION DAY!

11/4/2008

 
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TODAY IS THE DAY! 
I don't see any major news publications talking about Colwyn, I'm sure the Clawfurds saw to that.

I never thought I'd see the day i would root for a guy with a Stateranist flag BUT I'm REALLY doin' it!

Home Again...

10/1/2008

 
We ended our trip... about a month short, no east coast for us. I talked to Zach about it, he was a little frazzled from the Boise encounter.
We'll just have to do our best campaigning from home.

​All the wonderful people we met along the way will just have to do some of the leg work for us.

The Idaho Fiasco

9/28/2008

 
Well, we definitely had our scariest experience on the road so far. Zach and I are used to dealing with people who are hesitant, or even Clawfurds who act outright abrasive, but today we had a worrisome experience.
Someone Zach was talking to got very upset at him. He was screaming and yelling about his right to own guns. We had to explain to him that when we said we wanted to "Take away his arms" we meant his actual arms for the purposes of equality.
He became even angrier and threatened us with violence. we had to leave Boise immediately.

We have been talking about cutting our journey short.  it might be too dangerous for someone in Zach's condition...

California Dreamin'

9/10/2008

 
People here are the kindest we've experienced so far! They have been very respectful and have been the most open to Jrake's ideas of forced equality.  i really am considering moving here with Zach after this election.
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Our Journey so far!

8/27/2008

 
We started our Journey in Iowa nad have visited Arkansas and Missouri so far. If you are in Louisiana please come by and see us, we will be in Baton Rouge!

Things have been slow so far, but hopefully we'll get more attention soon!

Going Cross Country!

8/2/2008

 
Zach and I are going to travel across the states to raise awareness for Colwny Cadman.
The Clawfurds are so ingrained in our nation that this may be our only chance to sway America in the right direction.
Hold us in your prayers, we will be visiting 50 states in 3 months, hopefully we won't be too busy to update the blog!

We must sacrifice for the good of all, that is what jrake wanted.

Yes, we MEME it

7/9/2008

 
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My nephew Cory made this, I've been laughing at it all day.

Ideas to get the word out?

5/7/2008

 
Does anyone know how to get the word out about Jrakeism? Its really, really obvious to me how necessary this ideology is, but the Clawfurds out there don't want us to be heard...
​feeling mad, feeling hopeless, but I have to do it for jrake.

Jrake-ism Rally turnout

4/7/2008

 
Well, we were definitely hoping for a bigger turnout. Steve and Brenda brought some macaroni salad which was nice, but no one else came. We handed out lots of flyers so hopefully we'll start getting some comments on these posts.

Slow and steady, we gotta fight for what we believe in.

​Jrake had to struggle so much more than this to achieve his goal, our fight will be just as hard.

Jrake-ist Rally!

4/1/2008

 
We'll be hosting a Rally at Town Hall. If you are in or around Miami, Arizona swing by and show us your support!
April 6
12:00 PM - 5:00 PM
Miami Arizona, Sullivan Street. Town Hall

Let's get the word of Jrake out there!

Art Contest Winner!

3/22/2008

 
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By William Stonetub
We are happy to announce the winner of the Jrake art contest; William Stonetub. Our runner ups can be seen in the gallery. We are excited to have a piece f artwork to use on our site/newsletter.

Our 2008 primary choice!

3/11/2008

 
Readers are probably wondering who our choice is for the 2008 election! It should come as no surprise that we do not side with any first part candidates. Our choice is an Independent running on behalf of the Stateranist party
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Colwyn Cadman, Stateranist
Colwyn is a Butcher in Yountville, California and a proud Stateranist.
We want to get the word out bout him as soon as we can!This election could be the turning point for Stateranism in America.

Tell all your friends to vote for Colwyn Cadman.

Jrake-ism Art Contest!

3/8/2008

 
We are hosting an art competition for clipart of Jrake. Please look at the gallery, to see photos and descriptions of him.
requirements: must be black and white, must show his face. Something simple and eye catching like the Max Stirner Caricature:
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Email your entries to [email protected]
​We will announce our winner in 2 weeks (March 22)

The American Jrake-ist Party

3/5/2008

 
Welcome one and all to the official blog of the American Jrake-ist Party! we hope to provide you with the latest updates and resources related to Jrakeism!

​May Jrake inspire you the way he has inspired us.
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    BERT BOSWELL

    Co-founder of the American Jrake-ist party

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